11th
so we’re all aware that obama and mccain are in a virtual tie. but, how do they mean? like, in a world that doesn’t exist? virtual reality? or are they virtually tied. please clarify cnn, thanks. cause in the world where i live, one of them is tied to a tree and the other is virtually awesome! i just got home. my compass broke. i don’t know when it happened exactly. maybe it was when i was walking around my new work hood last week discovering streets i didn’t know exited, or maybe i bumped into someone a little too hard on my ghetto train which i also didn’t know existed, but at some point, it fell away and became a permanent E. should i jump in the east river and tread some water? it is a very sad day when your compass breaks. i’ll tell you that much. despite its inability to tell direction (i will go back to using the empire state building), i will keep it. it’s also a keychain. i got it at an eddie bauer appointment over a year ago and i liked it because it was the same orange as my phone which, apparently, is also on the outs. it’s almost Fall though. things die and then they die hard II. but then they wake up and we can splash around in puddles and pick daffodils for our blue glasses and everything is (virtually) good again.
