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believe me, i thought about it; it’s a quick way to make some cash and get exercise while doing it. but have you seen the size of these tourists?
CENTRAL PARK (AP) — here lies john doe’s pedicab. he logged 80,000 miles this year, all between central park south and central park north. he liked chicken wings and mister softee. his face was permanently contorted into a grimace. he had a short attention span and excelled at cat-calling. his back was sweaty and his armpits smelled. his cart went down on july 4th. he picked up a fat lady named kristina. she offered him a donut. he said “no thanks,” she said “just eat it.” he was oddly turned on by the gesture. she stepped on, the cart tippled over like a see-saw, and they flew into a pile of bones, fat, glaze, and powder. “don’t be mad,” said kristina, cushioning him from the fall with her giant busom and armpit fat. “i’ve got more where these came from.” and together, hand in hand, they wobbled back to her doubletree guest suite.
