Jul
7th
Mon
7th
remember that beverly hills 90210 episode where brenda, fresh off the minnesota prairie, invited kelly, donna, and andrea over for a wholesome slumber party and they all danced in a circle to mony mony and played skeletons in the closet and kelly’s mascara ran down her face and the bitchy girl showed up and her diet pills scattered all over the floor and then she snorted like a pig and ate ice cream and popcorn with donna? that’s what i felt like last weekend. every once in a while you need to put on your granny nightgown, throw on a little “chicago” and tear through a bag of cheetos.