19th
a special treat from me to you
when it comes to s’mores, i am generally a hershey/nabisco/kraft marshmallow kind of s’moreater. but then i discovered these at citarella. some’ mores. don’t let the asinine name fool you. if anything, it’s less’ores because you’re not getting a whole candy bar, it’s more like half a candy bar. you can polish it off in two bites or if you’re like me, seven bites right after you worked out. what sets this s’more apart is the rich, dark chocolate goodness and critchity crunch that occurs when you bite through the chocolate shell and gnaw through the marshmallow. it’s a gourmet s’more. a s’moremet. does it taste like a s’more? no! it was made in vat, not in a campfire, you peanut. it’s not trying to be a childhood memory. lick a lolipop or get a gund if you’re looking for precious moments. this is a high-quality treat. something more. ah!
