December 2008
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July 2008
21 posts
ladies, gentlemen...and lowlifes
sorry for the delay. more to come very shortly…stay tuned.
it has been a crazy time. i was away for a few days and accepted a new job.
at last!
the scary toof
i keep dreaming that my teeth are falling out. this is not a laughing matter, folks. everything is fine until i feel a molar become loose. so i put my hand to my mouth and it just rots out of my mouth. then, as if on cue, the others start falling out like dominoes. and i usually have something important the next day, like a job interview, and all i can think is “i wonder if they’ll...
one of the things about interviewing that is so difficult for me is that i can’t wear jeans. well, okay, i did once, but it was in a dark cafe and to this day i don’t think she noticed. they were really long, wide, dark jeans; the kind that look like trousers. so i think i got a free pass. anyway, i have to look pulled together in something other than my usual uniform of jeans and...
Are You "That Guy"?
this quiz in DETAILS magazine is great good. “that guy” has become “most guys.” well, okay, not “most,” but “some,” and “some” is worse than “none.” so thanks to the boys (and girl) at Details for at least calling them out on it and directing people’s attention to the fact that we do, in fact, have a “that...
June 2008
65 posts
long but worth reading
read this new yorker piece and try not to weep.
or weep. i don’t blame you. it’s disturbing.
equally disturbing is the fact that this monkey and his cowboys are running the show for another 204 days.
WHY? WHY? WHY?
BLUEPRINT - Yes I Did
i’m very upset because i wrote a phenomenal just okay post earlier and then my computer shut down and then i needed sorbet from this place called australian down the street (yes i know my geography, it’s just that the aussie’s were kind enough to bring their treat to the village). so i grabbed a small mango cup and strolled around.
so you’re probably slightly bewildered...
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It...”
– George Carlin (via poortaste) (via eec)
wknd
few comments on the pictures below.
for starters, spirited away is on in the background and i don’t care that it won best animated film in 2003. an animation is an animation is an animation. say that three times fast and you’ll become tongue tied, which exactly how i feel about them, post 1942.
but that’s not the point. the point is, damn that’s some good pizza. and this...
a special treat from me to you
when it comes to s’mores, i am generally a hershey/nabisco/kraft marshmallow kind of s’moreater. but then i discovered these at citarella. some’ mores. don’t let the asinine name fool you. if anything, it’s less’ores because you’re not getting a whole candy bar, it’s more like half a candy bar. you can polish it off in two bites or if you’re...
wednesday moments
my delightful pal P was kind enough to take me to a screening last night for THIS MOVIE. a romantic comedy, right? WRONG. it’s basically an after schoolish special about the negative effects of someone fresh out of rehab (hathaway) at an important family affair. i won’t say much, because somehow this film will probably be released, and you may want to spend $117.95 or however much it...
